oh i guess there’s another award show or something

semperfrosty:

Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions

Stay Frosty

lesbipoet13:

How do you find lesbians in a big crowd?

Yell “You’re a wanker number 9!”

mataring:

i would have a gap between my thighs but its filled by my massive penis

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER

I AM LISTENING TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

AND I’M NOT TIRED ANYMORE