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mintmochiatto replied to your chat: Cunt I was unfortunate to encounter: You’re a… yes. this. so fierce. i hope she re-evaluates her life. I’m surprised we didn’t start punching each other. I just kept walking and so did she. I highly doubt I changed anything in her tiny Southern brain.
Dec 31st
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Fuck
fuck
Dec 31st
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Cunt I was unfortunate to encounter: You're a girl? Why the fuck is your hair so short? Are you a dike or somethin'?
Me: A dike is a makeshift dam that holds back a body of water. I'm a human female with short hair, you fucking rude society conforming long haired female.
Dec 31st
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Dec 31st
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Work wants me to come in early lol
Dec 30th
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Listen A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
Dec 30th
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Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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WatchWatch
p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dean through 5x03
gabehorn:
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beatdowninthekeyofcynical replied to your post: My brother found my stocking and ate fucking… you should put superglue on his eyebrows and rip them off with wax paper Even though the pain he’d feel would be awesome, he wouldn’t care. He shaves them off all the time. I really want to break his laptop to the point of no return.
Dec 29th
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Now I’m going to have to watch The Fox and The Hound without any chocolate goddamnit
Dec 29th
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My brother found my stocking and ate fucking everything in there while I was gone
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Why am I watching One Tree Hill Why
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Dec 28th
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Don't drink and drive on New Years!
andrewbreitel: NO excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. This is available nationwide! Please reblog this to help save lives.
Dec 28th
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dyking: when i download an album and it has the album art + everything is named and labelled correctly i start to believe that god really does exist
Dec 28th
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Why am I torturing myself by reading sad fanfiction and listening to sad music I could be sleeping
Dec 28th
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Dear 10dollarmall.com,
YOU ARE GODS.
Dec 28th
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rudivandisar replied to your post: rudivandisar replied to your post: My fucking door… YOUR HAIR HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU. OH MY GOD I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TRASH OUT
Dec 28th