January 2012
December 2011
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mintmochiatto replied to your chat: Cunt I was unfortunate to encounter: You’re a…
yes. this. so fierce. i hope she re-evaluates her life.
I’m surprised we didn’t start punching each other. I just kept walking and so did she. I highly doubt I changed anything in her tiny Southern brain.
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Fuck
fuck
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Cunt I was unfortunate to encounter: You're a girl? Why the fuck is your hair so short? Are you a dike or somethin'?
Me: A dike is a makeshift dam that holds back a body of water. I'm a human female with short hair, you fucking rude society conforming long haired female.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Work wants me to come in early
lol
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Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
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Dean through 5x03
gabehorn:
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beatdowninthekeyofcynical replied to your post: My brother found my stocking and ate fucking…
you should put superglue on his eyebrows and rip them off with wax paper
Even though the pain he’d feel would be awesome, he wouldn’t care. He shaves them off all the time.
I really want to break his laptop to the point of no return.
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Now I’m going to have to watch The Fox and The Hound without any chocolate goddamnit
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My brother found my stocking and ate fucking everything in there while I was gone
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Why am I watching One Tree Hill
Why
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Don't drink and drive on New Years!
andrewbreitel:
NO excuses, folks. Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. This is available nationwide! Please reblog this to help save lives.
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dyking:
when i download an album and it has the album art + everything is named and labelled correctly i start to believe that god really does exist
Why am I torturing myself by reading sad fanfiction and listening to sad music
I could be sleeping
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Dear 10dollarmall.com,
YOU ARE GODS.
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rudivandisar replied to your post: rudivandisar replied to your post: My fucking door…
YOUR HAIR HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU.
OH MY GOD
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE TRASH OUT