beejabbers
December 2011
Teddy Geiger - For You I Will (Confidence)
All I had to say to my dad was “You see there’s this thing with my vagina-” to get him to start yelling and agree with me staying home tomorrow.
November 2011
joshishollywood: joshishollywood:
I just read a post saying that the new 250-posts-a-day limit on tumblr is a violation of the first amendment
An important post I made last night that I hope you did not miss
So keep it steady now, cause every inch you see is bruised.
#this nigga gon’ kill me WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD SKNFUENGJEOD
I DUNNO MAN
- Me: "'You should make your dad a tumblr'. Dad, do you want a Tumblr?"
- Dad: "I don't even know what a tambler is."
- Me: "No, Dad. A Tumblr. Not the one you drink out of either."
- Dad: "Wait. Like that right there that you're drinking out of? Are you drinking from a tumbler while you tumbl? Oh my god."
GFHJASKHLFJSDHKLSDG;
HE JUST CLARIFIED
“this is the last meal i make until the kitchen gets cleaned.”
…Christ, that sounds terrifying.
not really. he’s a pansy.
my dad came home and not all of the dishes were clean because i’ve been multi-tasking all day and he started having a bitch fit.
and he threw all the dishes everywhere.
and then he started making a roast.
he said it was a very special roast.
because it’s my last meal.
Perfect - Chris Colfer/Darren Criss
what if when blaine orgasmed he screamed “oh yeah”
“say it,” blaine breathed out harshly next to kurt’s ear.
“say what? anything. anything” kurt replied breathlessly.
“my FATHERS LAST NAME”
you go girl.
I LOVE YOU
I mean
I love youuuuur new layout.
- Laura: Sometimes the tag on my underwear gets in a certain spot and it tickles my butt and I think there's a bug in my pants
Dear self, please stop trying to correct everyone on Facebook because they already think you’re an asshole. Love, self.
Tall skinny dudes with Pokemon shirts can get into my pants anytime they like.
just because i’m not in the shower anymore doesn’t mean that i can’t still listen to my shower playlist.
- every episode of pawn stars ever
- seller: i have here this rusty clock thing that was touched by the pope in 1700
- buyer: okay let me just call in my buddy here who's an expert on rusty things that were touched by the pope in 1700 to have a look at it
prisoneroffandom: claudiascarlett:
OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!
