February 2012
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My mom’s boyfriend is a complete dick and I really, seriously fucking hate him.
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and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
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redappleciggies:
plot twist: david fincher crashes through the ceiling to return maryl streep’s glasses that he’s kept since the golden globes.
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
my brother: so what the hell is this
me: the oscars
my brother: oh
me: what did you think it was
my brother: i had no idea, i thought it was some shitty awards show OH WAIT
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victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
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goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
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whovianity:
I was hoping those people flying was gonna be benny and his grand entrance
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oliphants:
those two dancers are actually leonardo dicaprio and nicolas cage in disguise
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kimj0ngfun:
plot twist benedict cumberbatch is the oscar
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whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
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rachel-puckermans:
i get really emotional when people get standing ovations
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somewhere in the crowd Benedict is sitting dressed...
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martinfreemans:
why are all the oscar statues holding swords? it is so they can use them against dicaprio if he tries to take one?
Has anyone found Benedict yet
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Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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underneaththesestairs:
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
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Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
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gatiss:
next year when the hobbit wins martin and benedict will skip on stage together
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Alright, I'm just saying, Tom Hanks is lookin'...
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Fuck it all
to fucking hell
FUCKING
FUCK
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