June 2012
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samtarly:
shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time
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theyellovvbrickroad:
a fag walks into a gay bar
everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
i’m gonna wear my mockingjay pin on my apron to work tomorrow
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING
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newdart asked: Are you pumped for Star Trek 2 with Benedict Cumberbatch?
are we talking about jesus because he was the original zombie
because that would make sense with the whole zombie thing going on
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antagonist-princess asked: Jesus, isn't black, he's mexican. Haven't you seen the ITT techcommercial?
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save-the-lost asked: Hi Laura! Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering, what do you think of Jesus?
i’m so full of free party food that i could die
the only reason i’m allowing myself to be dragged anywhere right now is the idea of free food
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boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
sherlock holmes in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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me listening to love songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to happy songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to sad songs: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the theme song of that's so raven: wow this is about my otp
me listening to the rain: wow this is about my otp
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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
Watchriathesexyman-beast:
partywolves:
thank god this is here. the youtube versions been muted
WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE
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if you’re gonna spend like 30+ dollars on shoes why not have them be CUSTOM PAINTED SHOES FOR YOUR FAVORITE FANDOMS
because seriously that’s the only way i can understand why you would spend like 500 dollars on shoes you guys are RIDICULOUS
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