there was a guy that i saw today that had a shirt that read “i’m a keeper” and i couldn’t tell if it was a quidditch reference or just a really dumb shirt and he saw me staring at it and laughed at me????
■ damn nature you beautiful
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”
■ i don't even fucking KNOW anymore man
- “Sometimes I think I’m more attracted to men sexually and women romantically.”
- “Sometimes I think I’m more attracted to women sexually and men romantically.”
- “Sometimes I think I’m only attracted to genderqueer people.”
- “Sometimes I think I’m attracted to everyone sexually and no one romantically.”
oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
■ I AM SO CONFUSED
■ i deleted most of them because oh my god i was really stupid two years ago but?????
why are things i posted two years ago appearing on page 4 and 5 of my blog oh my god what the fuck…………