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25/05/13 @ 08:22pm
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like omfg i'm still really confused

there was a guy that i saw today that had a shirt that read “i’m a keeper” and i couldn’t tell if it was a quidditch reference or just a really dumb shirt and he saw me staring at it and laughed at me????

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@ 07:55pm
via:tehbeatles
source:keithmoom

keithmoom:

“knock knock”

“who’s there”

“the”

“the who?”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”

ritchandfamous:

  • “Sometimes I think I’m more attracted to men sexually and women romantically.”
  • “Sometimes I think I’m more attracted to women sexually and men romantically.”
  • “Sometimes I think I’m only attracted to genderqueer people.”
  • “Sometimes I think I’m attracted to everyone sexually and no one romantically.”
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@ 07:05pm
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CACKLING
christ
via:sourwolves
source:thorsicle

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

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@ 07:04pm
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hannibal
omfg
via:doomslock
source:luckyspike

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

why are things i posted two years ago appearing on page 4 and 5 of my blog oh my god what the fuck…………

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@ 06:44pm

that’s exactly what i want to watch after marathoning tron: uprising netflix thank you